I wish I'd drawn this..



I'm suddenly inspired to draw figures myself. And write ditties too, while I'm at it.

13 comments:

iz said...

Move on????????? Why on earth would we want to do that?

jerry said...

ha....from the subject, ya dude...i think it was some smart ass' way of gettin people thinking...

Something to Say said...

yes, could we please???!

Surly Girl In The Corner said...

Typical male response. Under fire, so let's move on please. Personally, I could talk about penises forever :).

hedonistic hobo said...

you're asking the world to evolve differently. which culture has not fixated on penises my luv? everything, EVERYTHING we do is about copulation. civilization was meant to simplify the process of finding a mate, and keeping her around. ;) until we went botched it up and added way too many complications.

That Armchair Philosopher said...

@iz - haha, I see no one wants to really move off do they? not that I blame them - this topic brings out something primeval in everyone! :)

@something - oh cmon. just when we're starting a dicsussion? (honestly, that was a typo. unintended - but left there because its so relevant :-)

@surly - amen.

@hobo - haha, if you put it that way - yes, everything we do is to make sure we end up in bed with someone. and hey, I don't think its a bad policy .. why change? but yes, I could do with simplifications of the entire process needed to GET there though!

tangled said...

Oooh, just heard Into the Void for the first time. I likes. More suggestions?
And your booklist is a dream.

Janine said...

thats a fucking ingenious drawing.

apparently an article about how Indian condoms are all made in a one size fits all, was apparently the most read online article in Britain.

But seriously, how you can expect a guy to actually pick a size that fits him?

"I'm a...I'm a... a.....small?!?" he'll say and then burst into tears.

That Armchair Philosopher said...

@tangled - heh, glad you liked it. I like Starfuckers inc.. Closer. The hand that feeds. Hurt. Only. Check them out, you might just like them!

booklist - heh, I've been told I read very randomly assorted stuff, so thanks :) what kind of stuff do you read?

@janine - haha, thats true. no one's ever going to go in to a store and ask for a SMALL condom. but then, as much as I doubt the efficacy of that survey, I think the idea of having vending machines distributing different sizes - is probably the best idea.

who knows?

Grafxgurl said...

NO WONDER THEY INVENTED THE JOYSTICK FOR THE GAMING INDUSTRY!!!!!

Scritch said...

I don't think it matter who dispenses the condoms i"m sure the
"I'm a...I'm a... a.....small?!?" then bursting into tears is still applicable.

Leo suggested that the vending machine dispense condoms in large, xtra large and xtra xtra large would be the only way to go.

the wannabe indian punkster said...

I *heart* this picture.

More pictures with accompanying quotes please.

That Armchair Philosopher said...

@grafxgurl - heh, going solo with a joystick is a statement i will forever smirk at. sigh. its like lovable cats and crowing roosters. i snigger when i hear them. god i'm depraved.

@scritch - you mean like starbucks coffee!? tall, grande, and venti. not small, medium and large. good for the troop morale, what?

@punkster - there you go :)